\"Time\" is a song by Australian rock band INXS, released as the third single from their ninth studio album, Full Moon, Dirty Hearts (1993). Written by Andrew Farriss and Michael Hutchence, the song was released only in Australia and Japan as a \"Souvenir EP\" to coincide with the Dirty Honeymoon Tour in Australia and the Southern Hemisphere.
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{"fact":"Of all the species of cats, the domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. All species of wild cats hold their tail horizontally or tucked between their legs while walking.","length":210}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Liu Chi-Sheng","displaytitle":"Liu Chi-Sheng","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q11109515","titles":{"canonical":"Liu_Chi-Sheng","normalized":"Liu Chi-Sheng","display":"Liu Chi-Sheng"},"pageid":72690181,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Liu_Chi-Sheng.jpg","width":260,"height":378},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Liu_Chi-Sheng.jpg","width":260,"height":378},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284553829","tid":"d9b0b438-1464-11f0-a8e4-d978b11434df","timestamp":"2025-04-08T10:33:03Z","description":"Chinese pilot","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liu_Chi-Sheng","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liu_Chi-Sheng?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liu_Chi-Sheng?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Liu_Chi-Sheng"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liu_Chi-Sheng","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Liu_Chi-Sheng","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liu_Chi-Sheng?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Liu_Chi-Sheng"}},"extract":"Liu Chi-Sheng, also known as Liu Zhesheng was a Chinese pilot that fought in World War II, the Second Sino-Japanese War and the Chinese Civil War.","extract_html":"
Liu Chi-Sheng, also known as Liu Zhesheng was a Chinese pilot that fought in World War II, the Second Sino-Japanese War and the Chinese Civil War.
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{"fact":"Cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length.","length":46}
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